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January 26th, 2002, 12:39 AM
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Took a sightseeing trip to Salem, MA yesterday to check out whatever historical shit they had about the witch trials. Was given a short tour of the witch village, and was informed that paganism is the fastest growing religion in the country. Of course, this claim is easy to make if there are very few to start with, which I'm certain is the case. But just out of curiosity, does anyone here practice either Wicca or paganism? (Pic wytches don't count!) I don't subscribe to either, primarily because I don't know enough about them. But it'd be easier for me to convert to paganism than return to Christianity based on what little I do know.
Anyone wanna start a coven?
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January 26th, 2002, 12:45 AM
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Smackie, Salem rules. I love that place.
My ex wife the exhibitionist used to be a practitioner of Wicca. I grew up with a lot of those types....
Btw, cool new sig...
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Time, it seemed to stop outside our window...As we ran down the freeway, to be free.....of everthing...
[This message has been edited by Van [down by the river] (edited January 25, 2002).]
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January 26th, 2002, 01:00 AM
#3
Fucking Dick!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van [down by the river]:
My ex wife the exhibitionist
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It's settled then. She's coming to the Troll Stop.
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Cafeteria isn't that difficult to spell.
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January 26th, 2002, 01:05 AM
#4
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I'm not a Pagan. I'm Catholic.
But ... is there really a difference?
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It's not like you to be so stupid ... Try harder next time.
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January 26th, 2002, 01:06 AM
#5
HB Forum Owner
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van [down by the river]:
Smackie, Salem rules. I love that place.
My ex wife the exhibitionist used to be a practitioner of Wicca. I grew up with a lot of those types....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I dug it too, but didn't get to stay too long. It was great wx for wandering through the old graveyard though; overcast, light rain, very witchy.
So the ex was a Wiccan, huh? That's not why she's the ex now, is it?
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Hey pal...you just blow in from Stupidtown?
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January 26th, 2002, 01:11 AM
#6
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van [down by the river]:
Btw, cool new sig...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
My son was watching TV last week while I was here on the 'puter, and Spongebob Squarepants was on the tube. Some character in the 'toon spouted off with that line, and, no shit, I let loose with an audible BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 'Bout a minute later it became my new sig.
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Hey pal...you just blow in from Stupidtown?
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January 26th, 2002, 01:15 AM
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The only thing sillier than Christianity, is the occult.
But rack any vunerable, nubile college wiccan hotties who spoon horse, wear plaid skirts, and expolre sexual deviance to, "escape the shackles of a patriarchal society". Color me, Grand Schlong Warlock.
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"ME winning isnt..YOU do."
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January 26th, 2002, 01:19 AM
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I know how to run a Ditch Witch...does that count...???
L8.
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January 26th, 2002, 01:19 AM
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Smackie, no, the reason she's an ex now is she was psychotic. She was a victim of child abuse who happened to also have an inordinately high IQ, which is never a serene combination. Combine that with the fact that she was a hot blooded Sicilian who grew up in a family divided between Wicca and Jehovah's Witnesses and......
Can you say "combustible personality"?
Also, to answer Py's concerns, last I heard she'd become a screaming militant feminist who moved to San Francisco and who'd also somehow shot up to a very angry and Patriarchal Society hating 200 lbs!! 
And yeah, coming from California, Salem's cemetery is a bit.....different. First off, some of those fuckers are from 500 years ago! And everybody seems to have died at about 12 years of age....
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Didn't we know? Didn't we feel it?
Time, it seemed to stop outside our window...As we ran down the freeway, to be free.....of everthing...
[This message has been edited by Van [down by the river] (edited January 25, 2002).]
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January 26th, 2002, 01:26 AM
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Inactive Member
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van [down by the river]:
First off, some of those fuckers are from 500 years ago! And everybody seems to have died at about 12 years of age....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Childbirth is a bitch at that age.
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